Steve Jobs HIV

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Caucasian Hammer, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    Possibly fake but ya never know.
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  2. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    Haha, he was probably packing the fudge. Apple is gay, ergo, all apple fans are gay.
  3. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Impossible. Macs dont get viruses.
  4. Mince

    Mince Never Dice, Always Mince!

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    LMAO!!!!

    Well done good sir. Well done.
  5. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    lmao.

    whats the source for this??

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  6. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    fixed. Steve, you're still in jeopardy!
  7. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Bravo!

    But maybe his cancer was just a smoke screen? It would explain why he's still alive.
  8. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    There was a link to a story on CNN for 20 minutes last night and now it's gone. All the other pictures of this I saw had the ssn blocked out.
  9. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Seriously though, this is a fake for a couple reasons. This first is that the company in the image was founded two years after the supposed text results in the image. The second is that Jobs would be in better condition if he had HIV than his cancer since HIV has become a highly manageable disease with the advent of the plethora of virus suppressing medications that have come on the market recently. Plus, his weight loss wouldn't be as apparent until the very later stages of HIV.
  10. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I dunno, according to their website they've got "decades of experience". Where did we hear the company was founded after 2004?
  11. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    They were probably referring to their employees having the experience.
  12. succubus

    succubus Comfortably Numb

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    hahahhahah! You never disappoint.
  13. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    That's what she said?
  14. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    Nah, not dirty enough.
  15. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    One thing's for sure, if he is a fag it definitely explains the turtleneck.
  16. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    hahahaha, save me a seat next to you on the bus ride to hell.
  17. succubus

    succubus Comfortably Numb

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    hahahaahhaha Deb, my roommate said 'Fuck a bus, the road to hell is paved with sin. We're riding in a Ferrari with an open bottle of liquor'
  18. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    Agreed. I take it back and stand corrected.
  19. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    wait, so girls can't carry and transmit hiv?

    phew. thats a load off my mind. now i feel better about my choice to stop wearing condoms...