Robot Sex Companion

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Mince, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. Mince

    Mince Never Dice, Always Mince!

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    http://www.miamiherald.com/business/technology/story/1418219.html

  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    She's not my type ;).
  3. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    What man wants a robotic sex companion that talks? We've all got organic ones now that we wish would just shut the fuck up.
  4. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    Can I tweak it to talk like a little girl?
  5. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    wait what?

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  6. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    +1
  7. EatMonkies

    EatMonkies Scrubbin_Bubbles' Bitch

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    9000 dollars..
  8. tictac

    tictac Hit n' Run Poster

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    Why does it look like a crack whore? Also, I'm with MSP. I thought the goal was to get them to shut up?
  9. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    Much cheaper than a wife or long term girlfriend.
  10. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Seriously. I had dinner with some friends tonight and one of them lost so much money in his divorce that we've estimated he could have flown to Vegas once a month, gambled like a motherfucker, and had multiple hookers on each trip. And STILL would have spent less than his marriage cost. And he was married for like 20 years... :shock:

    So buy the fucking robot fellas, just turn it down and stick it in the ass.
  11. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    ^^THIS.

    and whats up with their faces.. for fucks sake.

    the japanese have better fembots
  12. Panzer

    Panzer Not a bitch any more

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    Messed up...but i'd try one. And as to getting them to shut up duct tape always works for me!
  13. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    LOL, hmm, I also thought it was odd to want it to talk. Why would you want to have a conversation while you get busy?

    Sorry, but unless you say the right things, talking too much kills the mood...

    Whatev, I'd rather have a real man any day. :D
  14. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    haha...it's a little funny...the awkwardness of a convo...

    "Hey how's it goin?"
    "oh not bad, the weather was pretty nice today eh?"
    "Oh for sure it was. You feel soooo good. We have dinner reservations tomorrow at 6."
    "Oh yea I almost forgot. Damn that ass looks tight"
    "That's why I'm reminding you! Fuck, Johnny....you came in my hair..."
  15. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    I can't wait for reliable robots to bang.
  16. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Yeesh! This thread is turning into a Dutch Wives Convention.
  17. -=Lurker=-

    -=Lurker=- **BANNED**

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    Her face looks like Ben Affleck.