Post Up Famous Mysteries You Would Like Solved

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. -=Lurker=-

    -=Lurker=- **BANNED**

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    Ball lightning
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    How Master P is worth $661 million
  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Not everyone has even listened to them. On with my list:
    *How much sustainable energy JP Morgan actually stiffled from the public.
    *What really happened to Stan Meyers.
    *How much influence on national policy the oil industry actually has.
  3. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    How old people managed to get through 70+ years of life despite the fact that the simplest of tasks are fucking brain surgery to them.
  4. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    Very true, she's my girlfriend
  5. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    I thought that was pretty obvious from her first post, but I guess not obvious enough for some :p
  6. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    QFFT, srsly.
  7. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    master p WAS ONCE worth 661mil, but i doubt hes got that much left since no limit went into bankruptcy and all that other shit.
    im sure hes still got a big bank roll, but not like he used to be
  8. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Easy mystery to solve. Live 70+ years and you'll have your answer.
  9. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    We had a thread about it.... surprising you resisted this extreme mental trashing
  10. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I find it pretty comforting frankly. If knuckleheads can live long full lives then folks like you and I should be in good shape. :thumbsup:
  11. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Nah, no interest. Now if we were to discuss CCR or BTO......I'd have been all over it! :wink:
    We all get a turn :-k
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    The Magical Mystery Tour.
  13. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    If we're lucky. It's the survival of the stupid that I marvel at. My old man made it to age 62, which is amazing because the guy was dumb as a box of rocks.
  14. Panzer

    Panzer Not a bitch any more

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    The good die young but assholes live forever....
  15. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    There are perks though:
    Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60:
    01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
    02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first
    03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
    04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"
    05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
    06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
    07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
    08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
    09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
    13. You sing along with elevator music.
    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
    15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
    19. You can't remember shit and aren't expected to.
    20. And you notice some things are all in big print for your convenience.
  16. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    Why Democrats can't seem to get anything right despite their own faces.

    Why there are ten wieners but only eight buns.

    Why did I come into this room?
  17. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Exactly. Which I of course find comforting. :)
  18. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    i can be an A-hole: Omnaris....to the nose!
    0omnaris.jpg

    And wiskas gets to live longer!
    [video=youtube;B_kP6ImDVis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_kP6ImDVis[/video]
  19. Mince

    Mince Never Dice, Always Mince!

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    I had to think about this one and really pick something I've been DYING to know.

    If what we know about 9/11 is the complete truth.
  20. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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