Turkish bath???!?!??? Why do I imagine some big hairy Russian guy giving me one of those massages where they beat your back with oak branches (leaves still on the branch)? Edit: Platza or Plaitza Sadly, I'm not much of a conversationalist. I need the ability to edit my words before presentation! They always come out garbled when I speak them off the cuff. I'd be "Perry at the debate" on steroids! P.S. I'm going to go totally out on a limb here, and conjecture that your daughter was a member of the marching band?