Perpetual Drunk Thread

How are you guys doing?!?! I'm celebrating my triumphant return to the US with a Sailor Jerry & Coke, and spending time with my son. Been an awesome day!!!!

~Will Courtier~

drank a 6 pack of bud light. not really drunk but feel good.

drank an entire bottle of apple pie moonshine and have to wake up in 6 hours to go to work

I work to many hours of manual labor to not be healthy. I am like a fucking stallion....literally.

is it 1997? i am drunk off peppermint schnapps! lol

so...i bought a bottle 12 pk of shock top seasonal. worse fucking idea ever. this beer sucks donkey penis.

...but i will drink them until they are finished.

I have never had any shock top before. I was browsing the beer isle and seen the pack of shock top and decided to give it try.

I'm not a beer drinker. Shocktop is the only beer i enjoy.

I went to Kuma's Corner on Monday because it was probably the last nice day of the year. I got unbelievably plastered on Delirium Tremens, luckily I took public transportation. I don't remember part of the train ride back though.

You know.....that's not a good thing?

That is one of the funniest GIFs I've seen.

guess who is getting into the holiday spirits!

does no one drink anymore!!!???

A couple months ago I got my previous job back of being a fluids engineer and have been working nonstop ever since.

I have finally been able to get drunk on my first day off!!! hoooray for booze!

Burrrrpp... What the fuck are you lookin at?

That technology would hurt beer sales.