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Discussion in 'OT Graveyard' started by ninefivezero, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    I just shot hot dog out of my nose.

    And it hurt.

    That is all.

    Carry on.
  2. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    nice, lmao.. pictures?
  3. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    Ow?
  4. cjgallen

    cjgallen New Member

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    Did you eat it after it shot out?

    I would...
  5. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    That's nothing. You should see him with a man's...

    ...uh, never mind.
  6. ninefivezero

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    Well see I was grilling on the deck and eating a hot dog, when I coughed. Somehow, what I was chewing got in my nose. It burned, and I thought it was probably just some ketchup, and went along my business. Well, it kept bothering me, and it did sort of feel like something was up there. I blew out my nose, and felt something, but nothing popped out. I did it again, and saw something to shooting downward, the leg of the bbq. I knelt down to examine the specimen and indeed have come to the conclusion it is a chewed piece of hot dog.

    That shot out my nose.
  7. Steve Juneau

    Steve Juneau I am teh em0z LULZ

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    I do this all the time with cereal. It does indeed feel fucking weird. Instead of trying to blow my nose though, I sniff really hard and then swallow. That way I regain the food that's trying to escape with the added mystery bonus of whatever goo lies between my mouth and nose.
  8. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    "examine the specimen"....ah hahahahahaha....rotfl!
  9. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    Ever get so drunk you puke out your nose?
  10. Ha! Yes, several times. The time I can remember was in Ocotillo(desert), several hours after finishing an entire 18 pack of coors. The other time, I woke up in a pool of vomit, and I could feel it in my nose. Good times!
  11. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    If you consider puking out your nose a good time, then to each their own.