Discussion in 'OT Graveyard' started by ninefivezero, Jun 10, 2007.
I just shot hot dog out of my nose.
And it hurt.
That is all.
nice, lmao.. pictures?
Did you eat it after it shot out?
That's nothing. You should see him with a man's...
...uh, never mind.
Well see I was grilling on the deck and eating a hot dog, when I coughed. Somehow, what I was chewing got in my nose. It burned, and I thought it was probably just some ketchup, and went along my business. Well, it kept bothering me, and it did sort of feel like something was up there. I blew out my nose, and felt something, but nothing popped out. I did it again, and saw something to shooting downward, the leg of the bbq. I knelt down to examine the specimen and indeed have come to the conclusion it is a chewed piece of hot dog.
That shot out my nose.
I do this all the time with cereal. It does indeed feel fucking weird. Instead of trying to blow my nose though, I sniff really hard and then swallow. That way I regain the food that's trying to escape with the added mystery bonus of whatever goo lies between my mouth and nose.
"examine the specimen"....ah hahahahahaha....rotfl!
Ever get so drunk you puke out your nose?
Ha! Yes, several times. The time I can remember was in Ocotillo(desert), several hours after finishing an entire 18 pack of coors. The other time, I woke up in a pool of vomit, and I could feel it in my nose. Good times!
If you consider puking out your nose a good time, then to each their own.