New wisdom from Maddox

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  1. j0k3r

    j0k3r El Chupacabra

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  2. djsoulriot

    djsoulriot Junior Member

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    Lol, man he still has it.

    That was great.
  3. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    i forgot maddox existed.

    guess he's not as awesome i i once tought him to be.
  4. j0k3r

    j0k3r El Chupacabra

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  5. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    The guy is entertaining. Though, I doubt women find him funny at all.
  6. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    I loved the bits about the tit-curtains ("RIP my boner") and making fun of Hollister. That dude rules.
  7. randomtask

    randomtask Chimp.

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    I love the last bit about the tit-curtains. i was actually lol'ing cause it is so true.
  8. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    "True" is why it's so entertaining.
  9. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Hilarious. Maddox is the shit.
  10. I just wish he would post more often. He used to add a new one ever month or more often, now it's like twice a year. I guess you can't rush genius.
  11. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    QFT
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    the tit curtains is so friggin hilarious. i am trying to wipe the tears from my laughter.
  13. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    The vagina shirt comment was funny, too.
  14. NoseMaster

    NoseMaster Horrible Person

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    I haaaaate those fucking tit-curtain / maternity-esque shirts so god damn much. Enough to tell my girlfriend that they look ugly as shit, even :X Even though she owns a few.
  15. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    tit curtains! fuckin ingenious!
    why in the fuck do young girls wanna look like their pregnant?? is there some kind of secret "want" amongst females that wear these things?? or are they merely poking fun of real pregnant women?

    wtf. what happened to tshirts and jeans?

    blacks are wearing these throwback 80's paint splashed shirts sprinkled with gold glitter and rinestones..
    and every "bro" or white college male has to wear button up polos with the collar up.. that shit was cool in the late 80's but i dont think im ready to see this shit just yet...

    then you got the ones that dress like 60's harvard students thanks to kanye west himself..
    wth, why cant people just do their own thing and not jock joe shmoe next to em?
  16. ThatHideousStrength

    ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    "There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. I once met a girl who was able to pull it off, so I let her buy me dinner."

    HAHA.
  17. nidex

    nidex Hood Rich

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    I can't believe Maddox is still around, I was laughing my ass off at the tit curtain thing. It's so true. Damn near everytime I see that shit I wonder if the girl is pregnant.
  18. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    Not only is Maddox a genius, he's also a damn good MS Paint artist.

    Didn't he publish a book? Anyone here have it?
  19. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Yes, he did.
    It's The Alphabet of Manliness.

    My copy is downstairs, awaiting the arrival of a coffee table so all guests can read it. It's hilarious - definitely highly recommended.