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  1. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    the simpsons did it first, and the result was...
  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    masive flatulance and hershey squirts! Now that he thinks about the task at hand...
  3. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    he decided to weak the tinfoil hat that Wiskas gave him because
  4. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    the only good way to strike back at a tinfoil hat is to use adjectives as verbs. So after weaking the shit out of the tinfoil hat he got on his Zak Morris cell phone and called
  5. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    the ghostbusters. They said "wtf are you calling us for? You don't have ghosts, you have...
  6. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    gonorrhea. Call House idiot.
  7. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    he called House, and got his mexican brother, Casa. Who said:

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  8. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    so...uh, was that too much awesome? I guess I'll continue it then, now with less awesome:

    "Nunca es lupus" To which Dan replied, are you sure? Casa said: Yo soy sure, soy HIV positive. Dan decided to get a second opinion from...
  9. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Penn and Teller, who looked Dan over and...
  10. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    told him that is was probably a case of testicular anthrax!
  11. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    Dan had his doubts however, because of the many bouts of testicular anthrax over the years he'd built up an immunity. To make sure of the doctors diagnosis dan....
  12. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    asked the deluxe hooker Kirsten to suck his balls. If she gets dental anthrax, it means that his immunity is partial at best.

    So kirsten started her job and..
  13. j0k3r

    j0k3r El Chupacabra

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    quickly discovered she could not fit his gigantic balls in her mouth.
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    LadyBlaze Junior Member

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    So she instead decided to poke him in the...
  15. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    the cornhole to unleash a prostate related torrent of manjuice.
  16. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Just as the act was reaching it's climax, MSP walked through the door and
  17. LadyBlaze

    LadyBlaze Junior Member

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    tripped over an...
  18. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    idiot slobbering and fapping in the corner.
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    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    MSP then got up and asked the idiot in the corner if he was ok
  20. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    The idiot, smiled and farted, stating thathe was a see-er of destinys and elaborated on the fact that MSP would...
  21. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    live a long life if...
  22. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    he bitch slapped Donald Trump. So MSP grabbed Dan, and hopped into his...
  23. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    AMC Gremlin, the one powered by enhanced squirrels with big nuts.
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    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    They were soon well on their way to NYC, to trump towers. While they drove MSP practiced his bitch slapping by...
  25. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    slapping knots on dan's head faster than Dan could rub them.