Lets play an old T3D forum game: Add to a story!

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  1. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    The forum's primary focus was shifted to pr0n, and reviews of sex toys which caused the ladies to.....

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    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    flee in terror, resulting in a giant sausage fest again, until
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    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Nidex posted another set of pictures in the NSFW section.... This brought the attention of not only the ladies, but also.....

    ~Will Courtier~
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    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    the police, who recognized that Nidex's girlfriend as the evil ambassador of
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    msgwtco Divides by Zero

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    teh interwebs but not including....
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    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
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    He whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "PHRESH" and had a
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    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    illegal Mexican immigrant driving who couldn't speak English that got into this country using a.....

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    Justin3 Balls of Steel

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    ...Roflcopter which flew over the boarder carefully avoiding the boarder patrol agents staring at the...
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    huge dildo shaped roater blades, when the mexican asked where he was going, dan said...
  11. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    POLAND! The Mexican asked
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    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    if he was the same dan that he ejaculated himself halfway across the universe.
  13. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    RECAP:

    Dan walked in with a box of cut off dicks and pussies and decided to put them on the side of the curb with FREE written on the side and the rest of scrubbins fat. Then Dan proceeded to Buy a 1988 Yugo for some hair-brained scheme, which he intended on traveling to the past in order to talk Bill Gates into giving him half his Microsoft stock before the tech boom
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    Before the Yugo could take him back in time it needed some fuel for the time travel mechanism. This particular time machine ran on dead baby fetus juices that you can only find at Walmart, and sometimes Price Club (but only in bulk). Unfortunately dead baby fetus juice is pretty expensive (thanks to DBFJ-PEC) and dan was flat broke so Scrubbin hopped in his travel machine and made a huge donation so he could come home only to find out a looping cycle of stolen money and scubbin donations, he began to think dang....I been robbed. aint that a pickle.

    So Dan used the money to craft a robot, which stole all of dan's money for liquor and hookers to fix this dan transferred his body into an equally awesome robot, which has a pomegranate juice powered shotgun that served alcoholic beverages to minors in Costa Rica This was all part of a grand conspiracy, led by Mistawhiskas to get Costra Rica's minors to realize alchohol consumption is a slippery slope. After they realized the wisdom in Whiska's advice, Costa Rica's children became hookers and spread the virii that only grow in the scrapings of an anal prolapse. deciding that these CostaRican children were entirely expendable, Dan decided to read them all an excerpt from his vast collection of teen angst poetry. This resulted in an exceptional change in attitude towards vpanda bears, who in turn were wrangled up and trained to built a space shuttle but when the shuttle launched it exploded and Dan was forced to ejaculate to propel himself back towards earth before he ran out of Zoloft, which he took because he was still depressed about the failure of his time machine. When he landed, he immediately went to eat marshmellow cream pies. because it wasn't really zoloft but weed, and he ahd the munchies.

    Then he called up his girlfriend for some Halo 3 co-op, but the number was disconnected and the restraining order prevented him from driving by her house for the fourteenth time today...

    so he went and visited his good friend Chuck Norris who Said "your website kicked my ass and now your the one who doesn't upload to the net, the net uploads to you", and implanted a small port in the back of dans head which he then used to download porn directly to his brain, which allowed him to hava a constant ongoing orgasm acrost the universe Dan then got on Tweak3d to tell Ali that he didnt need a hard drive anymore But dan found he'd been away so long that t3d had degenerated into a forum dealing primarily with the production of crunchy Salty Chocolate Balls, which he sold in sets of 2 to young girls in Asia in exchange for a mean chocolate cornet. The girl said it tickled her lips, but Dan just smiled solemnly and muttered, Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. He then clicked the heels together of the ruby slippers he'd been wearing the whole time and suddenly woke up. To his surprise he wasn't in his own bed but in the bed of a naked Richard Simmons.

    Dan screamed out only to find he'd been charged with gross misconduct for playing a tweak3d game via work email Richard simons bitch slapped Dan, and in response dan said " "crap well..Seeing as how T3d IS my job...I have no choice but to surrender ownership to Torx", who turned tweak into a dream, because thats all it was. He really left the site to Scrubbin because he knows it's in the sites best interest so The forum's primary focus was shifted to pr0n, and reviews of sex toys which caused the ladies to flee in terror, resulting in a giant sausage fest again, until Nidex posted another set of pictures in the NSFW section.... This brought the attention of not only the ladies, but also the police, who recognized that Nidex's girlfriend as the evil ambassador of teh interwebs but not including "I don't pay off my betsville", so Dan got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." He whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "PHRESH" and had a illegal Mexican immigrant driving who couldn't speak English that got into this country using a Roflcopter which flew over the boarder carefully avoiding the boarder patrol agents staring at the huge dildo shaped roater blades, when the mexican asked where he was going, dan said "POLAND!" The Mexican asked if he was the same dan that he ejaculated himself halfway across the universe.

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    continuing the story:

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    Dan said, "Yes, I had a major case of blue balls, but that is nothing compared to this one time
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    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    we invited Muhammed the prophet over for dinner...
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    and Donald Trump showed up with
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    worms slithered out.
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    Yum! they all screamed, licking their lips in anticipation.
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    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    bar. Dan then
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    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    ... put on his Santa Clause outfit, grabbed his gun and headed off to...
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    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    worked for the new Black Mesa plant that had just opened up. As he pulled into the parking lot...
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    Dan's cellphone started ringing. It was Donald Trump, wondering why Dan was not at the bar, who told Dan, "
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    jake Vagabond

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    ...God dammit Dan, this vodka isn't going to drink itself!". Dan slapped his forehead and muttered to himself. "shit, I'm late for bingo night again". He grabbed the nearest horse and...
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    headed for florida to play bingo with all the old lady's, after bingo night...
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    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    he flew back to Black Mesa and proclaimed his anxiety over pushing a sample into a beam of energy, because...