Lets play an old T3D forum game: Add to a story!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Undertaker989, Mar 9, 2008.

  1. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    the scrapings of an anal prolapse.
  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    deciding that these CostaRican children were entirely expendable,
  3. Alex B

    Alex B Junior Member

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    Dan decided to read them all an excerpt from his vast collection of teen angst poetry. This resulted in...
  4. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    an exceptional change in attitude towards
  5. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    panda bears, who in turn...
  6. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    were wrangled up and trained to built a space shuttle
  7. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    but when the shuttle launched it exploded and Dan was forced to...
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    chapel Jolly Bolly Fo-Folly Staff Member

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    ejaculate to propel himself back towards earth before he ran out of ...
  9. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Zoloft, which he took because he was still depressed about the failure of his time machine. When he landed, he immediately went to...
  10. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    eat marshmellow cream pies. because it wasn't really zoloft but weed, and he ahd the munchies. Then he...
  11. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    called up his girlfriend for some
  12. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Halo 3 co-op, but the number was disconnected and the restraining order prevented him from driving by her house for the fourteenth time today... so
  13. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    he went and visited his good friend Chuck Norris who..
  14. XEN

    XEN E Pluribus Funk

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    he then used to download porn directly to his brain, which allowed him to...
  15. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    hava a constant ongoing orgasm acrost the universe.
  16. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    Dan then got on Tweak3d to tell Ali that he didnt need a hard drive anymore
  17. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    But dan found he'd been away so long that t3d had degenerated into a forum dealing primarily with the production of crunchy....
  18. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Salty Chocolate Balls, which he sold in sets of 2 to young girls in Asia in exchange for....

    ~Will Courtier~
  19. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    a mean chocolate cornet. The girl said it tickled her lips, but Dan just smiled solemnly and muttered,
  20. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. He then....

    ~Will Courtier~
  21. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    clicked the heels together of the ruby slippers he'd been wearing the whole time and suddenly woke up. To his surprise he wasn't in his own bed but in the bed of ....
  22. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    a naked Richard Simmons. Dan screamed out only to find...
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    Binman Pervert

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    he'd been charged with gross misconduct for playing a tweak3d game via work email
  24. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    Richard simons bitch slapped Dan, and in response dan said "
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    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    "crap well..Seeing as how T3d IS my job...I have no choice but to surrender ownership to Torx", who turned tweak into a...