Lets play an old T3D forum game: Add to a story!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Undertaker989, Mar 9, 2008.

  1. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    Ok Ok OK... Here are the rules:

    1. I will start by writing a sentence, or a partial sentence.
    2. each poster will then add to the sentence, contribute another sentence, or both.
    3. Try not to make your additions too much more than a sentence, unless it is the only way to get the comedic ZING out of your joke.

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    Dan walked in with a box of
  2. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    cut off dicks and pussies and
  3. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    the rest of scrubbins fat. Then Dan proceeded to

    (thats what you get for hitting reply before me)
  4. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    RECAP:

    Dan walked in with a box of cut off dicks and pussies and decided to put them on the side of the curb with FREE written on the side and the rest of scrubbins fat. Then Dan proceeded to
  5. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Buy a 1988 Yugo for some hair-brained scheme, which he....

    ~Will Courtier~
  6. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    intended on traveling to the past in order to...
  7. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    talk Bill Gates into giving him half his Microsoft stock before the tech boom.
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    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    Before the Yugo could take him back in time it needed some....
  9. Alex B

    Alex B Junior Member

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    fuel for the time travel mechanism. This particular time machine ran on...
  10. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    dead baby fetus juices that you can only find at
  11. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    Walmart, and sometimes Price Club (but only in bulk).
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    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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  13. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    Unfortunately dead baby fetus juice is pretty expensive (thanks to DBFJ-PEC) and dan was flat broke so...
  14. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    a looping cycle of stolen money and scubbin donations, he began to think..
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    LadyBlaze Junior Member

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    dang....I been robbed.
  16. LadyBlaze

    LadyBlaze Junior Member

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    aint that a .........
  17. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    pickle. So Dan used the money to craft a robot, which...
  18. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    stole all of dan's money for liquor and hookers to fix this dan...
  19. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    transferred his body into an equally awesome robot, which...
  20. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    has a pomegranate juice powered shotgun
  21. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    that served alcoholic beverages to minors in Costa Rica
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    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    This was all part of a grand conspiracy, led by Mistawhiskas to...
  23. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    get Costra Rica's minors to realize alchohol consumption is a slippery slope. After they realized the wisdom in Whiska's advice, Costa Rica's children became..
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    LadyBlaze Junior Member

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    hookers and spread the...
  25. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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