Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by EatMonkies, Jan 11, 2010.
When do i qualify?
When your not a bitch anymore
Ha! How am I a bitch?
Like that, shut your whore mouth!
Never! At least im not a dick! (not you MSP)
Being a dick is better than a bitch.
im no one's bitches, bitches
I am too a dick, just ask around!
what about an asshole?
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.
You'll always be a bitch. We'll just forget after a year or so and stop calling you one.
LOL at this thread!
To answer your question seriously, when you reach a certain amount of posts. I think.
^^^ If Whiskas can't come up with a cogent retort to this, then there is NO GOD!
It only counts if it includes aliens of both extraterrestrial and south of the border origins.
With enough posts, you'll be on your own
How much is enough
30 days and 50 posts.
So your posts here unbitched your ass!
If you don't have access to the dirty section, please tell us
I dont have access. Lol.
k. I'm not an admin, so feel free to PM Dan
30 days and 50 posts huh, I need to check to see if im free...
nope still a bitch...