ITT: I teach you a newfound way to get rid of scars/wrinkles/stretch marks/hair loss

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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  2. mattdev

    mattdev liberal crybaby

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    I think they're doing it wrong.
  3. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Tired of not having a face like Edward James Olmos? Well not anymore! Introducing the Derma RollerĀ©! Now you too can look like you've survived a house fire.
  4. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    No kidding. Causing tissue damage, however small the hole, is still going to cause scarring and problems.
  5. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    mega accupuncture!
  6. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    I feel the staph infection coming even from here. "Experience all the pain and possible complications of tattooing, but without the tattoo to show for it! Only $19.95! Order NOW!!"
  7. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    And the thing is, where is the science to actually support this does anything? Well sure your laugh lines went away, your facial tissues are swollen from damage. In two days the swelling will go down and the laugh lines will still be there.
  8. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    And instead of laugh lines, the lines will look more or less like this....

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  9. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Of course, if you get a subdermal infection, then the inflammation will be semi permanent... :D
  10. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Looks like a great way to add some fresh new scars. At least itd lead to uniform scarring
  11. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    To quote P.T.Barnam: "there's a sucker born every minute"
  12. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    I swear that thing looks just like the roller/beater they use on Pizza dough at the local Papa John's. They even use it the same way as that guy in the second video did! *roll roll roll, whackwhackwhackwhack roll roll roll...*
  13. ivanolo

    ivanolo Guest

    LMAO!