First of all, I'm a devout agnostic. I was with friends and family last night and ended up going with some of them to a Methodist Christmas Eve service. It was OK. I was curious, it was a beautiful church, and it was somewhat a meditative experience, but nothing earth-shattering. One of my best friends is active in the big Methodist church down in Joplin, so today I texted him and told him I'd gone. His response: Maybe you can be saved! Merry Christmas! My reply: OMG, then I'd be stuck in eternity with a bunch of Christians. Gawd, I hope God wasn't watching.