I just took a red shit and it feaked me out!

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  1. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    During my workouts this weekend I drank 1/2 gallon of sugar free red Kool Aid. And tonight I took a shit that made the bowl red! Apparently this is pretty common with Kool Aid and Jell-O, but it's still a pretty shocking thing to stand up and see. :shock:

    But I'll still be keeping a close watch on my crap for the next few days, just out of an abundance of caution. Anybody else ever see something like this?
  2. integra00

    integra00 Junior Member

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    a couple times i looked down and saw only blood... bright red as if i had cut my arm or something. that scared the shit out of me but after a day or 2 it went away. doc didn't seem that concerned when i told em.
  3. caniacpack

    caniacpack New Member

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    yeah dude, this happened to me last year. i was fighting a cold and eating a ton of red cough drops. i took a crap and it was totally red. i thought i was bleeding from my colon or something. almost flipped out until i did some reading online. it can happen with any red foods if you eat enough of them. nothing to worry about.

    apparently if you're bleeding inside, your stool is black and smells absolutely awful (well, worse than normal) can you tell the red poop freaked me out enough to research all of this?
  4. darktides

    darktides Hot stuff tonight

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    Grape Kool-Aid causes your shit to be a funky green color
  5. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    sat a broken window and peices made its way though my jeans and cut my asshole, shat red for a week or so
  6. Phant0m51

    Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    If you're bleeding from your intestines it'll be almost black, but if you're colon is bleeding it's generally still a reddish color.

    You'll be fine though. If the water turned red with it then it's just the stuff you're eating.
  7. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    bleeding anuses are nothing to joke about.

    i went to medical during bootcamp because one night when i wiped, red came up on the toilet paper. before even checking my anus they diagnosed me with bronchitis and almost had me on my way. then i told them it wasn't my cough why i went there, but because my ass was bleeding.

    SHE poked around and then told me i had nothing to worry about, it might just be a slight tear. but there was almost no chance of infection.

    notice i said she. thank god it wasn't a man penetrating me. ::vomit::
  8. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    Spread yo ass cheeks!
  9. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Shit, haven't heard from you in a long while, Pope! How you doing these days? How's the military treating you?

    ~Will Courtier~
  10. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    i've shitz the red from the same thing before.....huh...koolaid.
    I've piched some pure black from stomach pump charcoal before...I think that upset me alot more.
  11. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Holy crap Wiskas (pun), stomach pump charcoal? You weren't fooling around back in the day, were you? :shock:
  12. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    It's October Tenth!

    it's good man. settled down in pendleton with 1st LAR. Unit just got back from iraq last week, so things are changing a lot. we were so lazy with them gone.

    i live like 2 hours away, so i go home most weekends. this weekend we got a 96 because we missed columbus day and worked sunday to receive the unit.


    anyways, i'm loving it. but at the same time i can't wait to be a civilian again.

    i've gotta learn the navy rank system, what are you? e-3?

    i'm e-2 PFC baby. woo. guaranteed ranks are such a thing to brag about :/

    excited about our raise set for january first?

    edit: oh shit, e-5... congrats. i'll be lucky to get e-4 before my TOE is up.
  13. integra00

    integra00 Junior Member

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    how come u started at e-2 ? when i was going to join the army they were going to start me at e-4 without finishing college and higher if i joined after finishing
  14. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    i started at e-1... i didn't have any college or ROTC or anything liek that... i got promoted for time in grade.

    the army gives you pretty much everything you could ever desire. i'm like an anomally to have received a $3,000 shipping bonus. the army gives you like $10,000 to enlist.

    i went to an army grounds where they trained their 5th phase "privates" and it was a joke. god i hate the army.
  15. Chainblade

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    ya if you have blood in your poo, it will be black and smell terrible. I've had that too when i had to have surgery on my throat and one night I started bleeding tons and swallowing it and it would not stop. I could barely breath. That sucked. Had to go to the ER. I had no idea what happened because I passed out at some point from so much blood loss. I was crapping and puking blood for a couple days.
  16. TheDarkSeed

    TheDarkSeed Banned

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    I ate some sugar cookie dough that was dyed and my shit turned bright green once. I freaked out for a second then realized what had happened.

    I ate the second container too...
  17. travisty08

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    it can happen from beats as well.
  18. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Gatorade as well.
  19. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Someone was bullshitting you. Highest you can join is an E-3. If you are a nuke, then you get E-4 once you graduate A-school (~6 months after leaving for boot camp). If you had finished college, they would have shifted you to officer rather than enlisted.

    Oh, and thanks Pope. The Navy has treated me fairly well. I don't mind it at all. I'm happy to see you doing so well. The military isn't bad at all if you just play the game. As for the pay raises, I get like 2-3 per year between my sea pay, submarine pay, Pro-pay (pay for being a Nuke), my base pay raises each year for time in rate, and the normal yearly raise. I don't even notice 'em anymore... I only notice it when I look at my LES's (only if I feel I have a pay problem).

    ~Will Courtier~
  20. j0k3r

    j0k3r El Chupacabra

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  21. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    So does grape gatorade.

    It's a grape flavored beverage conspiracy, man.
  22. 86mcss

    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    it was actually your anus bleeding.

    no more gay bars for you!