Everyone came in with these today...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by tweakmonkey, Oct 22, 2009.

  1. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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  2. jake

    jake Vagabond

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    Well my christmas shopping is done for my female friends.
  3. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    "It's, like, not a tumah!"
  4. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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  5. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    I see ads for that on TV all the time.
  6. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    Everyone? You work in an office full of women??? Those reminds of hair cuts from like the 60's or whenever it was popular to do that, I can't remember the era.
  7. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    the 60's are back!!!

    i like my women with some "volume" in their hair... so whatever..

    this brings me to the point..
    i can only imagine how stressful a womans life is trying to look good all the time..
    how much money they spend on clothes, nails, hair, makeup....

    while us men just wake up, shower, style our hair and thats it.. deep down, women are so jealous and envious of us.
  8. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Bingo! Exactly what I was thinking - "Here come the bouffant hairdos again..."

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  9. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Ordering this for the girlfriend.
  10. 86mcss

    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    Lots of chicks around here have that kind of hair style...i wonder if they are using bumptits?

    If I get drunk enough somewhere I might actually try and pull one out of a chicks weave.
  11. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Life is good :p
  12. Dr. Flashpoint

    Dr. Flashpoint Extremely Volatile

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    Bulbous Bouffant, anyone?
  13. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    Those things are so stupid. I would never wear one of them. Come on ladies, just tease your hair in the back. Could you imagine if your bump-it fell out? Hahaha. Or guys, if you want to run your fingers through your girls hair and there is plastic there "hold on let me take out my bump it" lmao
  14. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    she does have a point.

    esp when your fucking.. i wanna pull hair, not pull out a bumpit. i would laugh and go limp. "bye bitch"
  15. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    No, they're all men. :confused:

    Shit.
  16. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    Bump-its: Helping us look like aliens, one woman at a time.



    On a side note, my aunt loves and swears by these:
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  17. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Judging by your pictures, I'm pretty sure your hair has never even seen a comb. I don't think you're the authority on female hair styling.
  18. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    Well I'm sure the year I did in hair school qualifies me for something. Care to show me which picture my hair looks unkempt in? And if it's a picture where my hair is curly, your argument is invalid. Stop being a mean bastard.
  19. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    haha, the shit you guys give her cracks me up

    fixed (without crossout, because i still havent figured out how to do it after so many years)
  20. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    THANK YOU!

    I hate teasing my hair... it's damaging. My sister got Bumpits over the summer... I actually like them. Queen of the hair poof is me.
  21. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    I've seen commercials for these....I too was thinking about like what if someone wanted to run their fingers through my hair and felt it...then it got me thinking about the time I was with this broad who had extensions in her hair...they felt soooooooo creepy...like you know when old dogs start getting those weird little bumps all over them? That's what it felt like... No thanks, not for me. I'll stick with my no-volume, wavy, hippie hair style




    PS-I always try and guess if a girls got a bump-it in or not.
  22. ivwshane

    ivwshane We are all old school!

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    Damn!! Why do you guys pick on her so much? Did I miss some big as blow up or something?


    Wheres the time line?
  23. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Just the usual, uncalled for abuse.
  24. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    seriously.

    these women spend so much fucking money on hair shit.. and im talking every product and snake oil you can think of! not just white women but black women too!

    ive done my fair share of shopping in ethnic beauty shops to pick up weave and other dumb shit.. and you'll be appalled at what kind of chemicals and weird stuff women put in their hairs not to mention wigs and gimmicks

    (i dont mind, beauty shops are a great place to pick up women) you heard it here FIRST. thank me later.
  25. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    so you shop for weave for you women? is that better or worse than being sent to get tampons?