can turtles get high?

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  1. Jishory

    Jishory Junior Member

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    i have a turtle and have gotten my dogs high a few times but i want to get my turtle high. but can turtles get high? is there some comprehensive list of animals that react to smoking pot? i want to make a tv show on animal planet about getting different animals high, it would be good television :retard:
  2. superman

    superman ?

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    i think any animal can get high
  3. NoseMaster

    NoseMaster Horrible Person

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    Other than fish, because they dont breathe. Are fish animals? Maybe not, actually.

    That being said, you probably *could* get your turtle high, but he'd be about as interesting as he is when he's sober. I don't know why people bother getting pets that they keep confined to a few cubic feet of glass in their room all day.
  4. Nothing.

    Nothing. G-Riot

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    I'm sure it could. I was worried with my rat because it was small and I didn't want to give it a heart attack.
  5. Oliver Twist

    Oliver Twist boognish

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    I got a praying mantis high this one time
  6. superman

    superman ?

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    fish can get high, just inject some thc into them
  7. Jamsan

    Jamsan Junior Member

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    you're all fucked in the head.
  8. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    Hahaahahahahahaha.
  9. BrentN

    BrentN Banned

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    Fish breathe oxygen in the water. What do you think the air pump is for? blow some smoke into that for a few minutes and im sure they'll be actin funny.
  10. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Um, yeah. Fish are in the "animal" kingdom. So yeah, I think they qualify. :shock:

    And fish breathe, just will gills instead of lungs. It's just a specialized organ for pulling oxygen out of water instead of air. You guys are starting to scare me with your science knowledge.
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    Sweatervest New Member

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    Ditto.

    ...I hope you guys realize that we humans are animals as well.
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    NoseMaster Horrible Person

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    Yeah, I knew they got oxygen out of the water. I just didn't think of blowing smoke into the air pump, I guess.

    And I didn't know if fish / amphibians and such are considered animals :(
  13. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I got into a discussion with someone, can't recall who, who argued that mushrooms were meat... :shock:

    Talk like this makes me want to teach science.
  14. Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb!

    Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb! Not Just Handsome

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    For what. You'll have to teach "Intelligent Design" which is an even steamier pile of horse shit.
  15. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    You could teach that shit and still steer your students to the truth. Just like my highschool history teacher that had to teach about the pilgrims but still made us understand how we had treated the "Indians".
  16. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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  17. ivanolo

    ivanolo Guest

    What about whales?
  18. Jishory

    Jishory Junior Member

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    whales are mammals
  19. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal
    Yes, whales are mammals, they actually have hair and feed milk to their young.

    I actually think whales would enjoy the smooth, mellow intoxicating effects of a good grade sincy.

    Jishory, that avatar cracks me up every time I see it.
  20. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Whales breath air with lungs, they can just hold their breath for a LONG FUCKING TIME. :)
  21. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    Happy now, josh?
  22. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    Must be some sort of math... or something.