BYE! Michael Jackson dead at 50.

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  1. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    And now we wait for him to get angry about insulting his mother.
  2. Caucasian Hammer

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  3. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    I noticed one of my neighbors cranking MJ today. Anyone else notice this? I bet a lot more people will listen to his music now, at least temporarily.
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    I listen to old MJ stuff once in a while. Everytime I do I blast it.
  5. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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  6. Phant0m51

    Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
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  8. Commissar Smersh

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    Michael Jackson has 18 of the top 25 downloaded songs on Amazon right now.

    Oh dear. :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyqWHJW-ojM
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    Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
    A: Little Boy Blew.

    If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

    Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
    The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
    Michael asked, "What about the children?"
    The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
    Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"

    Did you hear that Michael Jackson had a baby boy last week?
    Yup, it's true ... and the week before that he had a 12 year old boy.
  10. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    I'm lollin here
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    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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  14. ivanolo

    ivanolo Guest

    Well played, sir. My hat's off to you. You're a true gangsta.

    We're small fry. :(

    Anyway, my point is, there's nothing wrong with joking about stuff. Vandalizing a Wikipedia entry, however, is gay. Scrubbin_Bubbles made it clear that he was bored, so he must not have had anything better to do with his time and/or his posse must not have been available to drive him around.
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    HEY PICK A NIGGA UP!!
  16. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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  17. MSP

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    Jesus christ! I suspected it would be brutal, but that absolutely blows my mind. Presumably a doctor checked him out before backers signed him for the gigs in England, was he even examined? With his fair falling out I would think the signs of malnutrition and drug abuse should have been evident even to a resident or RN. The lawsuits are going to be flying for years.
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    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Like others before him, he was lost in a sea of psychophants and yes-men who would gladly watch him self-destruct as long as they could spend his money... They were hi$ clo$e per$onal friend$.
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    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    i honestly think mj wanted this to happen. it makes sense.. a planned tour he couldnt live up to, already in debt, the auctioning of his possessions.. he knew the end was near.

    NOW we wait for the photos.
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    You guys believe the "New York Post"? Really? Wow....
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