BYE! Michael Jackson dead at 50.

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  1. -=Lurker=-

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    Didn't he set that up or put money aside for that while back though. I remember it being a big thing.
  2. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    I read something about that, but I can't find anything with Google.
  3. saint seiya

    saint seiya Junior Member

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    his music touched everyone in the world, rip nigga.
  4. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    correct me if i'm wrong but last i checked you dont work a code in the back of a moving vehicle? i've always been told work a code on scene and if they code enroute then to pull over and work the code...
  5. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Agreed, oddly enough.

    Fuckin' LOL. <3 4Chan

    Stopping for a code would cost crucial seconds. Only thing that could be interrupted during a code is an AED, but as paras you should be using something a bit more advanced than that. ;)
  6. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    ACLS (paramedics) is basically a mobile intensive care unit they have all the cardiac drugs and electricity an ER has; but i have yet to meet a sane medic that is willing to unbuckle themselves risking the scene safety to work a code while doing 10-15 over the speed limit and in LA i'm sure its more than that.
  7. Phant0m51

    Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    My buddy and I were talking about this, he says "You know I've been thinking...since he had so much plastic in him, they should melt him down, make legos out of the melted plastic, and then it can be the kids turn to play with him!"
  8. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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  9. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    Michael Jackson didn't die from cardiac arrest. It was food poisoning that did him in. An autopsy was performed, and they found 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
  10. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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  11. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    Some good ones from the dark corners of the internet:

    What do Mcdonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?

    They both pack their meat in 5 year old buns

    His last words to the ambulance attendants were: "Children's Hospital, please"

    Apparently he died of food poisoning after eating a 9-year old wiener.

    I feel sorry for his kids, they lost a father and a lover.
  12. Mince

    Mince Never Dice, Always Mince!

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  13. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    you guys are so messed.. LMAO

    i swear i thought he was holding a bunch of floppy disks
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  14. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    fixed
  15. tictac

    tictac Hit n' Run Poster

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    Agreed. His music was awesome when I was a kid.
  16. tictac

    tictac Hit n' Run Poster

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    When he went into cardiac arrest, he grabbed his chest and yelled "OWW!"...

    Since he is 99% plastic, instead of burying him, they are going to melt him down to make legos so kids can play with him for a change.

    He hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night.

    All of his London dates have been cancelled. Their names were Timmy(age 9) and Johnny(age 11)
  17. James K

    James K Administrator Staff Member

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    I gotta admit I am more bummed about his death than any other recent celeb death I can think of. I made fun of the dude as much as anyone but throughout it all I enjoyed his music and still do to this day.
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  18. tweakmonkey

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    Is he putting on his sunglasses while he's already wearing his sunglasses? (pic 3)

    The real animated gif is crazier than the fake one. :lol:

    MJ was bad!
  19. GOG427

    GOG427 Hello, Sunshine... It's you.

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    Good point.
  20. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    MJ was strangled by Culkin with a microphone cord?!? Any other source on this story? Pretty hard to believe frankly.
  21. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    LMAO MSP! You can go ahead and edit Wikipedia and write that in yourself if you wanted to.

    The Wiki Nazis probably deleted it within a minute or two. Gogo Bubbles! :D
  22. ivanolo

    ivanolo Guest

    What's the point? :dunno:
  23. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    One thing is for sure, the guys selling the MJ tribute t-shirts are making a killing right now.

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  24. Commissar Smersh

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    Google thought Michael Jackson traffic was attack | Webware - CNET

    Crazy Zombie MJ Bots.
  25. ivanolo

    ivanolo Guest

    Let me know when your mom dies so I can make fun of her. I get bored, too, y'know?