[Banned] What's your porn name?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Commissar Smersh, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    (Nicholas is my little brother btw, who just turned 18 if you're interested Tassia :cool: )
  2. TheDarkSeed

    TheDarkSeed Banned

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    Shane Blaine and Mannheim Cantaloupe star in:

    "THE SKI RESORT!"

    See Lexington Steele take on the slopes with 2 poles!!!
  3. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Bring back Captain Murphy!

    I guess mine would be Sebastian Vena...
  4. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    :eek:
  6. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Guuman 95th St?

    Doesn't work so well....
  7. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    actually it is middle name + street

    mine would be David Blanding. sounds awesome to me.
  8. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Wayne Jackson? My porn name sounds just like a regular name...
  9. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    Ralph Mohegan (first pet was a hamster)

    Haha, that'd be a cool name to go by actually.

    Nice Ron Jeremy avatars btw. ;)
  10. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    tictac Hit n' Run Poster

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    Peaches Marigold...I got ripped off. :-(
  12. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    Has nick gotten any cuter since the last picture i saw of him, like, 4 years ago? Or is he still ginger to the max?
  13. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Humphrey Sherwood, I win! (take that Tassia)

    I though the formula was middle name + street you grew up on. Using that formula my porn name would be:

    Kent Sherwood.

    Either way I win. :p
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    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    Theres some good ones here.
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    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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  17. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    I always thought that your middle name went with something else to form your Soap Opera character name....
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    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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  19. Mince

    Mince Never Dice, Always Mince!

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    Quincy Valleyview...

    hmm... sounds too friendly...
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  21. TheDarkSeed

    TheDarkSeed Banned

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    Haha, cuter is to say at one time he was cute.
  22. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Mannheim Cantaloupe. Mannheim.

    Well, he got a haircut recently and left the sides and back long, but trimmed his bangs up. It looks like a Mormon girl haircut right now. He wouldn't let me take a picture for some reason. :(

    Haha, ICE BURN. :cool:

    As for those saying middle name, that wouldn't be nearly as amusing.
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    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    never had a pet :(