April Come She Will..

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Jan 23, 2016.

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What color is Torx's baby momma?

  1. Black

    64.3%
  2. Brown

    28.6%
  3. Yellow

    28.6%
  4. Red

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. White

    7.1%
  6. I'm a SJW and don't see color.

    7.1%
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  1. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    lmao yall put up a poll lololol, figured i'd give you all time to ponder and make bets.
    we at tweak know each other too well it seems, lol.

    close on the latina offspring but that fell through like 2 years ago.

    congrats msg! its getting close for us now, the countdown is REAL. and time going by too fuckin fast is REAL.
  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    The thing about time is that it's passing accelerates each day. Kind of like rewinding an old VHS tape. Add kids to the mix and it all goes into overdrive.
  3. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    My Torxinese is rusty, what is this sentence.
  4. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    He and his latina babe split two years ago; ipso facto, nada on the latina babeeeee. Whoever guessed that was close, but no cigar.
  5. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Alright, so we talkin' Philippina?
  6. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Yep, get ready for our life to change a lot! But, it definitely isn't a bad change. I wouldn't ever change having my son for the world. He's definitely made life VERY entertaining.

    You have one helluvan adventure headed your way. Enjoy it, brother. It really is a blast!

    ~Will Courtier~
  7. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    You know what's awesome? When your kid gets sent home from school with lice, and then right when you've used up all your work sick time for that, she gets a horrible cough and you have to take 3 more days off of work.
    Then the day she can go back to school, she kicks you three times in the balls while you're struggling to put her pants on, because "I don't want to go to school!".
    Then mom tries to brush her hair while she throws punches at her and you have to hold her arms while she cries.
    But the best part is when you finally drop her off at school and you feel totally defeated, she gives you the biggest hug you've ever gotten and she kisses you and says "I love you daddy". You set her down to go to work feeling a little better, and she looks at you and says "one more hug!" and suddenly it's all okay and you don't care about all the shit she just pulled.

    Being a dad is hard, and you're gonna have some shitty days, especially early on, but the good parts always outweigh the bad.
    GiggidyGee says thanks for this.
  8. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    Right here is where I would lose my shit

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    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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  11. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    nice replies. thanks for the positivity.

    couple more weeks until life is over.
    shit really got real when we went to the birthing class.
    i'll be posting pics here, and probably here only.
  12. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Nice to hear from you Torx.
  13. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Whatever you do....don't watch her poo while she's pushing the baby out.
  14. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I've watched 2 live births. one was C sect, the other natural. Neither was fun.
  15. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    Sooooo, it's April.






    Where the fack is she?
  16. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I've been kinda wondering myself.
  17. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    He's busy with the baby guys, he'll post an update eventually!!!!
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    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Come'on! I was posting pictures on my facebook like RIGHT AFTER for all my kids.

    Much to my wife's dislike... LOL
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    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    I was giving play-by-play on FB since my wife's labor was like 20 hours. :eek:
  20. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Speaking of babies....Happy Mothers' Day GG.
  21. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Aww thank you Wiskas !!!
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    Hey Giggity. It's Spring. We need some new Spring titties. :D