April Come She Will..

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Jan 23, 2016.

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What color is Torx's baby momma?

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  2. Brown

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  3. Yellow

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  4. Red

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  5. White

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  6. I'm a SJW and don't see color.

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  1. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    ..be born :)

    I'll be a father and dad to a newborn baby girl come april.
    I know ive been scarce, but real life has slapped me upside the head and its time to grow up.

    Time has passed so fast since last july/august it boggles my mind.
    Cant say for sure if im scared, nervous or ready because each day is different. I'm having my ups and downs, some days im confident, some days i'm scared. Most days i wake up, heart racing from a deep sleep of dreaming into the realization that yes.. this is real life.

    All i can do is continue to put money aside and keep my gf comfortable and happy. (kinda hard to do when pregnancy hell strikes and hormones cause anger and meanness) but thats the situations us men put ourselves into.

    :)
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  2. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    Good luck!
  3. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Ow wow Torx! I'm glad you're OK. Life is not so bad. It doesn't pay to get worked up over it, nobody is given the
    owners manual to life. You just get to do the next right thing and play the cards as they lie. Being a dad can be pretty darned cool
    but a lot depends on how well you get along with the mom. If you can take care of that relationship, the story gets to be a lot of fun.
    Again, glad to hear from Wes.
  4. log1c

    log1c The Underwriter

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    Congrats dude!!! That's exciting.
  5. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Congratulations!



    And because it has to be asked... is your baby, uh, mulatto Obama colored halvsies oreo mixed reviled by Trump supporters not likely to get an Oscar nomination mocha multi-ethnic?
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    -=Lurker=- **BANNED**

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    Awesome!

    Lil' Torx!

    :D

    Being a Dad is awesome! You get to do all the cool shit you did as a kid all over again and nobody looks at you funny for doing it!

    ...and if it's a girl, you get to do girly things too! :D

    Good for you man. I wish you the best.

    Names?
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  7. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    That's a good description right there^^^
  8. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    Torxalina? Torxetta?
  9. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Awww congrats torx!!! It's honestly not that bad. It's terrifying before the baby comes but it's pretty easy! Aside from losing a sleep for the first few months....
    You'll be just fine ☺
  10. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Cmon dude , guess you forgot what IDB means.

    JK, really cool and congrats - you're gonna have a lot of fun :)
  11. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Yes, it's time for the real life education.
  12. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    Wait will the baby be half black?
  13. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Pics of the baby momma?
  14. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Wait, does it even matter?
  15. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Should I add a poll to this thread while we wait for an answer?
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  16. msgwtco

    msgwtco Divides by Zero

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    Congrats, Torx. My wife and I are expecting our first as well in April. It's a girl for us as well.
  17. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Spriiinñng is in the aiiirrrrr tralalalaaaa
  18. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    yes
  19. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Voting that Torx found some hot Blasian ass.
  20. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Voting that she's more likely to be opposite of everything he's ever posted on here.
    Translucent, no ghetto booty, tiny titties?
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  21. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    In before hefty.

    :useless:
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    I'm voting he found some nice Latin Mama.
  23. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    This thread is rife with speculation.
  24. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    /me opens mouth.

    /me considers otherwise.

    /me closes mouth and walks out.
  25. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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