2016 US Election MEGATHREAD: JZL likes it sticky

Yep. Johnson is my candidate, but goddamn that was dumb. We want libertarians to be taken more seriously, and gaffe like that don't make it happen. He deserves ridicule same as all the other pols.

That being said, Hillary and trump have both said way more stupid shit and more often.

Yes...
Like every time they open their yaps.

It's starting to look more like that. Not all conspiracies are bogus.

If TheDonald wins the Canadians will build a wall and make the Americans pay for it.

I don't mind, as long as these Americans do the paying: http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/comp...ts-pay-record-low-taxes/ar-BBwqImj?li=BBnbfcN

After a century of endorsing GOP candidates, the Cincinnati Enquirer, a major newspaper in one of the biggest swing states, jumps parties and endorses Clinton.

The paper said Clinton was a "competent" secretary of state who made "mistakes" in Benghazi that were "tragic" but called Republicans' assessment of her actions a "diabolical conspiracy."
"Clinton, meanwhile, was a competent secretary of state, with far stronger diplomatic skills than she gets credit for. Yes, mistakes were made in Benghazi, and it was tragic that four Americans lost their lives in the 2012 terror attacks on the US consulate there," it wrote. "But the incident was never the diabolical conspiracy that Republicans wanted us to believe, and Clinton was absolved of blame after lengthy investigations."
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is more interested in his self that the country, the paper concludes.​

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/23/politics/cincinnati-enquirer-hillary-clinton-endorsement/

First debate is Monday . . .

I repeat: whoever wins, we loose.

You're not going to bother to vote then, I hope.

Oh yeah, I'm voting, just like the last two times, for the lesser of two evils.

Eh, Atlanta v. New Orleans? I think NOT.

For a while it looked like Blunt was going to walk away with this one (MO Senate) but the last couple weeks Kander has been ramming it deep into Blunt's poopler and it's going to be close. Blunt is a classic woodenhead.


When he smiles it looks like he just finished eating a small child.

TheDonald: Sexual Assault R Us.

Bill Clinton has admitted he committed sexual assault?

Eg., Jones only ever accused him a verbal proposition and exposing his weener, no physical contact. This is not felonious sexual assault. The case had been dismissed and the dismissal was on appeal when they settled.

I think the woman who Trump retweeted claimed it occured nearly 20 years prior or something, not very credible.

Bill's a ho surely, but a felony sex offender? And like you say, he's not running.

I haven't been paying attention to this thread, but this whole election so far has been a huge joke. When Trump first announced he was running as president months ago (before the GOP primaries) and was saying all the outlandish shit that he does, I literally thought it was a joke or PR stunt, and that he would just come out later on like, "Just kidding everyone. Vote for _____, but be sure to stay at my hotels!" or something.

I don't know how Bernie didn't get in over Hillary. She is the definition of an evil twat. Lies upon lies, flip flopping, and the "Hillary is sick" thing isn't a conspiracy. I thought so at first as well, but there's a lot of real evidence that something's wrong with her. That bald black dude with the epi-pen follows her around almost everywhere she goes, and when she freezes up he'll be whispering stuff to her like "just calm down, just keep talking." When she was at her rally or public meeting whatever on 9/11, she collapsed as she was getting into her van and her bodyguards swarmed around her to block the cameras quick, but you could still see she just dropped. That, plus the coughing, and what looks like seizures (you can find those on YouTube I'm sure) - she's sick.

I've voted Libertarian in the past but now I don't know anymore. I'll be honest, I really haven't looked into Johnson just because I live in a swing state, so voting for anybody except the "primary two" would just be a vote for whoever wins, essentially. We really need to do away with the two party system period.

It's pretty sad that this is what a presidential election has come to. The founding fathers would be spinning in their graves. Americans becoming more apathetic just because they're tired of the shitshow that is politics, and I can't say I blame them. I'm not voting either. More and more personal liberties/freedoms taken away under the premise of safety, using fear to control the masses. This country is really a shell of what it once was - and I highly doubt that Donald Trump can fix that (or Hillary).

Yeah, what he said^^^