Best of craigslist : Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

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  1. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh HODL Staff Member

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  2. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    that was a great read, fucking bitch.
  3. Nothing.

    Nothing. G-Riot

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    haha that's fucking great.
  4. superman

    superman ?

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    damn life sucking women.
  5. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    They're all over out there. Not sdaying all women are like that, but many are.
    I've had two kids as a result of that shit. Reason #1 why I'm so jaded towards women with kids. Seems that because it's "kids" all's fair . Single women with kids are prone to be bloodsuckers.....but it's OK, because "it's for the kids"......give me a break!
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  6. chapel

    chapel Jolly Bolly Fo-Folly Staff Member

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    Thats great!
  7. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    a female freind im still talking to tried to trick me with this same shit..
    i was smart though.. this chick tried talking me into fucking her without a condom, i never did because it kinda creeped me out.. so weeks later she tells me shes been pregnant by some guy she doesnt like.. Probably was gonna try to pin it on me.

    Guys you gotta watch out, there some snake ass women out there..
  8. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    Good read.

    A girl I worked with tried that shit with me and I did use a condom. Except her dumb ass told me she was pregnant the next day. I'm not even sure jaded is a strong enough word for me anymore.
  9. Chris

    Chris Raptor Jesus

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    rofl
  10. Chainblade

    Chainblade Junior Member

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    lol i actually heard this guys story on 99.9 The Rock the other morning here in Seattle.
  11. NoseMaster

    NoseMaster Horrible Person

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    That's god damn amazing.
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    hahahahahahaha fucking piece of shit bitch got served.

    I loved the "I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs." line...its so true. Fucking band whores.
  13. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    The real lesson here, the scary bit for us guys to take away? This sort of thing is more common than you might imagine. In my experience there's a startling percentage of woman with this mentality. So wear those condoms guys! Mistawiskas could write a book about this shit.
  14. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I'll be paying for the last dupe until I'm 57. That's how damaging this shit is.
    There are also those that want kids so they can draw welfare.....sheesh, what a life huh?
  15. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh HODL Staff Member

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    I hope you laughed in her face, then proceeded to explain to her how exactly the whole reproduction thing worked, then laughed some more. :p
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    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    I was about to until she told me she was getting an abortion. When I told her that I didn't care and would gladly help out with the cost she got really really pissed and that's when I started cracking up.
  17. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    I guess banking some baby batter and getting a vasectomy would be a pretty safe idea. I sure as hell don't want any unexpected kids.
  18. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I've seen "having kids" be used by so many women as meal tickets and super sharp barbed treble hooks by so many women. WTF is up with that shit? The
    liberation movement ? That's not equality, it's a fucked up manipulation with no reguard for other people. Sure, some guys have fucked up views of the opposite sex, but this is the most screwed up thing our society has to show
    for itself. It is tantamount to this:
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    Ever wonder why?

    WP: Fewer are married with children - washingtonpost.com Highlights - MSNBC.com
    Suspect in Wife's Dismemberment Captured - MSNBC Wire Services - MSNBC.com
    Single Mothers by Choice
    ABC News: More Women Choosing Single Motherhood
    WorldNetDaily: Are single mothers the 'New American Family'?
    TAP: Vol 5, Iss. 18. The Consequences of Single Motherhood. Sara McLanahan.
    ScienceDaily: Motherhood, Marriage And Mental Illness

    I guess, in a hundred years, society will see if this is an OK thing.
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    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    It can go the other way too. Remember that episode of Chappelle where he knocked up Oprah? But in general this is a trick that some women are known for. In fact I'm not entirely certain that my ex-wife didn't pull this stunt to keep me, because I was just on the verge of breaking it off with her.
  20. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    More probable than not. i wonder what the trend would be if women were made the sole responsible one for becoming pregnant? currently it's always the guys fault, so there's a built-in legal judgement against the guy. "The
    woman gets the kid, and the guy pays" is the normal legal perception in all states. What would happen if real justice were involved, and no support obligation was exacted on guys who are just "used" as a package of "seeds"?
    I'm here to tell you, this is a fucked up legal system that just perpetuates all the shit we're talking about. Maybe the right to vote isn't such a good thing for some people (JK). I've seen alot of fucked-up shit in 49 years and it's definately getting fucked-upter. I'm glad my years left are limited enough to where I won't be around when it becomes fucked-uptest. I feel for you youngsters that will be.
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    jake Vagabond

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    This should be the official Tweak hates women thread.
  22. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    It's not so much a hatred at women, as it is a distrust prior to redemption to me. What I'm saying is "expect the worse, hope for the best". DO NOT blindly trust until that trust has been earned and don't use that small head to do the work of the large head guys. There are traps gallore, don't fall for them
    if you have a choice. Society is geared towards self destruction, be forwarned and vigilant. Life's way too short to spend on getting out of these types of traps, when it could be spent enjoying the company of the girls that
    are wholesome and rely on values rather than con games. We have a few on the boards that seem like the type to pursue:). Evaluate with your brains and not yer tallywhackers guys. Or.....maybe the wierdo in "mr ali's next collection" thread (NSFW) had the right idea.....hmmm.
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    darktides Hot stuff tonight

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    mistawiskas is now my hero lol
  24. Commissar Smersh

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    Well to be fair, the legal system was setup in the best interests of women who were being abandoned with children. (Back in the day when men were the sole providers.) Although, that has little footing today.

    Though, as a personal rule, I only have sex with someone I can see having kids with, who has no problem if I choose to use a condom, and is on birth control. There is no reason for the latter two to not happen these days, unfortunately the first puts a huge limit on the qualifying vaginas.
  25. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    That is awesome!