Is this a first world problem or a third world problem??

I want to make breakfast but the twice-a-wee- housekeeper is busy cleaning the kitchen and blasting music videos on the TV... also I'm not used to people doing things like this for me so it's awkward and I don't like them in my room touching my stuff.... at least I can sit outside and enjoy the wifi

(but seriously, I've been couch surfing with this guy Paul from London for two weeks now and it's awesome. HD tv, wifi, 4 bathroom townhouse, pool, nice big bed...)

Oh, and I guess it's a problem of being a wealthy first-worlder in a third world country

So I'm sitting outside relaxing, and now the gardener is out here, arrrgh! I guess this is why I like to live alone, haha.

lmao. luxurious 3rd world problem.

glad to hear everything is still going smooth for ya and youre having the time of your life.
t3d is proud of you bro

4:30pm and she's still here. She watches music videos half the day, and Disney Channel the other half.

is she hot? ask her to clean your room nude.

(if she is not hot is there a way to get a hot maid?)

pics!

She's young, not bad looking really. No pics though, you pervs And today she asked me for a loan when she was leaving....

dont be a fruit cake! get us some pics!

loan her some man-aise!

Sounds like a third world thing to answer the topic thread title. That is.....aside from the music vid watching.

Thanks, I was too lazy to make it myself

Why did she ask for a loan, and did you give it to her?

Tell her you can loan her as much as it will take to stick your penis in her vagina.

32% HIV rate.

I assume she asked for a loan because either there is legitimate family expenses, or that she simply can't manage money. Honestly it seems like individuals are as bad at managing their money as a lot of the fucked up governments out here. For being a house cleaner two days a week, she gets as much as most people get for working a full week but doesn't have a job the rest of the week according to the guy I'm staying with who hired her.

And hell no I didn't give her any money, I'm not a bank.

Edit: also, I have no interest in the local girls. Now the cute Canadian girl I met who has nipple piercings, that's more my style

Local girls for you pervs:

Where's the pierced Canuk?

LOL!

It's not actually something I've taken many photos of, but the ladies of Botswana are by far the most attractive of any of the countries I've been to in Africa. Although to be fair, that's probably due in large part to being the most westernized. After that, it would be Mozambique. Benefit of colonialism: sexy mixed-race ladies thanks to the Portuguese.

I have the opposite problem, my Vietnamese housekeeper leaves whatever room I walk into. She's worked for a lot of expats but I'm the first that speaks Viet and I'm freaking her out a bit. She's a hottie but if I took picture of her to post she'd prob run out of the house and never come back. Her cookins to yummy too risk that.

She's used to cursing out her previous employers without them knowing! You should have kept your language skills a secret for a while just to see.

I always do that but she had been working for us about three weeks and about a week ago my wife paid a cable bill for the wrong address (the guy shows up at the house and you pay him in cash) and my wife was trying to explain it to her in English so she could go to the cable company office to sort it out. Ms. Nhung wasn't getting it and I was a little hung over and late for work so I blurted out what the problem was in Vietnamese and she pissed herself.

KROD! we need a creeper pic from you bud

I'll try to work my kid into it, she might fall for that. And say it's "lucky", Viets can't turn down lucky. Jeez I suck.