Meeting girls from Craigslist?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by nidex, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    What do you guys think? I broke up with my girl about a month ago, I don't really like the bar that much, so I was thinking maybe I could find a chick to kick it with that is somewhat like me. (Hah)

    One of my good friends just broke up with his girl of 2 years, and she's been texting me the past few days randomly and then she starts telling me how she's always wanted me... ugh, not trying to get into a situation like that. *bangs head on desk*

    There's a thread on Honda-Tech about horror stories of meeting girls online, a lot are funny as fuck but only because it hasn't happened to me. That's what I'm afraid of though, so I want you guys' input. :p
    Oh, and that thread is: http://honda-tech.com/showthread.php?t=2629105&page=1
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  2. mattdev

    mattdev liberal crybaby

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    I've had my fair share of crazies, but OkCupid is pretty great. I just met someone from there on Monday and she was totally awesome.
  3. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    I lol'd at your sig nidex
  4. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    I met a guy and girl online last weekend. They were dating and met online over eharmony/match.com she was smoking hot, it's worth a try.
  5. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    Why are you meeting couples hans....?
  6. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    Ok, I made an ad. Here it is, so you all can make fun of me:
    http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/m4w/1565565089.html

    I really wanted to say "NO FAT BITCHES" but what I put is the nicest way I could think of saying it.
    And GB I'm glad you found my sig funny, because I didn't think it was. :D
  7. mattdev

    mattdev liberal crybaby

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    Make an OkCupid, yo. You're going to find the bottom of the barrel on Craigslist and it's a LOT easier to sort the crazies from sane ones on OKC.

    http://www.okcupid.com
  8. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    He's a freak on a leash, everybody knows it... :unibrow:
  9. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    *shrug*

    The internet is a big place, it has both normal people and crazies. Just like real life :p
  10. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    Ok, ok if you're gonna twist my arm, damn. lol. I'll sign up for it and see how it works. Is there a lot of spam shit like you get from CL?
  11. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    it was more of just the way you worded it ;)
  12. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    im on okcupid, and no there isn't
  13. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    Alright I made one. I'll see if this works better than Craigslist. I just went over my ad and I realize I should have clarified when I said "race doesn't matter"; should have put "race doesn't matter unless you're Puerto Rican", for real PR bitches are crazy, I don't need to have my throat slit while I'm sleeping because she found a text from a girl in my phone.
  14. thadood

    thadood I Am The Black Wizards

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    I met my current gf on OKC. We've been together for over a year and a half and are now living together. I support OKC, as it is awesome, free, and seemingly works.
  15. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    LMAO. Look at this e-mail I got from some knob on CL.

    Hello want to do my wife when i'm gone

    ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
    ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
    ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
    ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html


    Hi, I saw your CL ad. My name is Jonathan and I am wondering if you wanted to having intercourse with my wife. A quick background with the issue--I was injured about a year ago while working so I am not able to have satisfying intercourse. I had an intimate relationship with her... but cannot anymore. She has needs and desires I just can't do anymore. Don't get me wrong, we are in love, but I want her to be content.

    She's DD free, 26 and very intimate so you can see what my problem is. Hopefully you can help us. We're looking for someone who can come to our place (or she can come to yours) and be intimate with her on a regular basis, no strings attached. I won't be around so it won't be weird heh. I have attached a picture of us. We are serious and real about this. We saw your ad on the Milwaukee page and we live near you.

    I'll explain more but I'm at work right now. Please ONLY if you are interested, mail me back with just a yes. Again, only if you are interested... otherwise I'd have to ask someone else. Thank you.
  16. nidex

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    Oh, and I've hollered at a few girls on OKC. So far all I've gotten from Craigslist is a girl with the same name as my ex, some dude that wants me to bone his wife, and a 40 year old nurse that sent me a pic of her looking like she just smoked a 20 rock and is mad sweaty.
  17. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Pics please. Of all of them.

    (most are probably fake, the emails and the pictures, but I'm sure you know that)
  18. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    The girl with my ex's name didn't attach a pic, but I e-mailed her back because she sounded real and halfway interesting.

    Here's the wife the guy in the wheelchair wants me to bang (you can hardly see her), and the 40 year old.
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  19. HEAVY-D

    HEAVY-D Eh?!

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    +1

    That was quick! You can take the pics down now. :eek:
  20. crowchaser

    crowchaser not to be taken seriously

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  21. couturedharlot

    couturedharlot couture with a chaser

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    exactly, pics please. the stories are funny, but way better with pics :)

    i've had friends who have met their husbands/wives on match and eharmony so there's gotta be some faith in the system
  22. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    My nigga, you can't ask for pics when I already posted them.
  23. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Just found this via StumbleUpon:

  24. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    the 40y old seems to have big titties!! :)

    Seriously... the weelchair guy lol

    And about your CL message, I think you made it quite well. I hope it will work out for you.
  25. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    Yeah, that nurse looks cracked out in that pic but she's got a huge rack.